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Testing, testing...

Sun May 10, 2009, 1:03 PM
  • Mood: Dumbfounded
I found this weird test just now. I suggest you take a look.
First click on this image, then read the rest. [link]

"So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”


...So what could and couldn't you see? Personally I couldn't see number 6, which is really weird since I don't think I've ever display any shizo behaviors before...

EDIT: Okay okay people I LIED! >:c
This isn't really some weird test. It's intentionally designed so that NO ONE can see #5. You're all homos lol

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:iconjosipwnz:
I couldn't see number 5, but I saw everything else... WHAT'S IN IT? I MUST KNOW D8

*chuckle* I'm slightly homosexual~

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:icontravisuped:
I absolutely can NOT see #5 :B
However, I'm pretty sure I'm not homosexual.

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:icongemini000:
I can't see #5 either and am quite certain I'm heterosexual. This is probably due to the translation from a CMYK colour space to an RGB colour space and was thus lost in translation. (Scientists decided RGB was enough to handle most of the visible spectrum on a display.)

This is partly why you don't see colour-based eye test things online, since the accuracy of them can be affected by a ton of things, such as the colour temperature of the monitor in use.

I can see the rest of them though. ; )
:iconstarbomber109:
I think #5 is either 50something or 80something, but I can't see it clearly, and maybe I cant see it at all (It's probably the RGB thing, if I had the printed version, I'd be able to see it I'd bet, and so would the rest :P, all it is really is a test for color blindness)

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I think I just got trolled :doh:

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:icongenoguy:
I can see all of them no problem =D

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