Well, I got this [awfully long] character meme thingamajigger from *vert-is-ninja, whom I believe SHE took from someone else. It's awfully long, but it did take up some time. Whether you read it or not, it doesn't matter to me.

.:Rules:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people. (I'm too lazy to do that...)

.:Characters:.
Kouen
Julius
Pathos (Pat)
Dymas

.:Questions:.
1) How Old Are You?
Kouen: Fifteen, but many think I'm older...
Julius: Twenty-three, and still young, ladies! ;D
Pathos: God, that doesn't even make any sense! *smacks*
Dymas: Old enough...

2) Height?
Kouen: Very short u_u
Julius: Six feet even, I believe
Pathos: Same...
Dymas: Five feet, eleven inches. I think.

3) You got any bad habits??
Kouen: I have no control when it comes to sweets
Pathos: ...Well SOMEONE is pretty f*cking obnoxious!
Julius: I wonder who that could be?
Dymas: I can't sleep D:

4) You a virgin?
Kouen: W-what? Err... Well... *blushgiggle* ...no?
Dymas: What was that, son?
Julius: Dude, I bet he gets boinked on a daily basis. Just look at that ass!
Pathos: I'm ashamed that you're my brother.

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Kouen: Shh! Now's not a good time! But... I have two of them.
Dymas: I'm a widower ; n ;
Julius: Single and looking!
Pathos: Go look the other way, then. GOD.
Julius: You'll never get a girlfriend with that attitude!

6) Have Any Kids?
Kouen: I'm only fifteen
Dymas: Yes. That one.
Julius: What? Settle down? Are you INSANE???
Pathos: Maybe someday

7) Favorite Food?
Kouen: Cherry-chocolate cheesecake!
Pathos: Tequila.
Julius: French fries :3
Dymas: Roasted Chicken

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Kouen: Cookies n' Cream
Pathos: Tequila
Julius: Rocky road is pretty darn tasty
Dymas: What's ice cream?

9) Killed anyone?
Kouen: Never!
Pathos: Sometimes it's pretty tempting
Julius: Do ringouts in Super Smash Brothers count?
Dymas: ... *turns away and cries*

10) Hate anyone?
Kouen: Hate is a pretty strong word.
Julius: I am a lover of all women :]
Pathos: What about the guys, dumbass?
Julius: Oh... guys are ok too, I suppose. Just stay out of my pants!
Pathos: *facepalm*

11) Any Secrets?
Dymas: I used to be in a band
Kouen: You? Really? That's so weird!
Julius: Kouen's gay

12) Love Anyone?
Kouen: My heart's a-flutter~
Dymas: Yes, forever and always...
Julius: No longer than three minutes, I'm ashamed to say
Pathos: You're never ashamed of anything.

13) Tacos?
Pathos: Tequila?

14) Ever slept in all day?
Kouen: All day AND all night. Sixteen hours of sleep is mandatory
Dymas: I must admit I'm jealous. I'm sick of this insomnia ><
Pathos: There is no rest for the weary...
Julius: Quit being such a grumpass, man.

15) Eye colors?
Kouen: Sky-coloured!
Dymas: ...also known as light-blue. Mine are the same.
Pathos: Er, green.
Julius: ELECTRIC-green! *crackles*

16) Hair?
Kouen: It just does what it wants, but I like it.
Dymas: I keep it tied up or I risk tripping over it. Really.
Julius: The colour of coffee, curls of the angels...
Pathos: Brown and frizzy, you mean. Whatever. Mine's brown too, but straight, thank God.

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
Kouen: My butt's big...
Dymas: I am rather thin
Pathos: Average I guess.
Julius: Sculpted by the gods!
Pathos: I'm getting really sick of you. Can't you answer these HONESTLY for once, or are you really so insecure you must constantly put on some vile facade?
Julius: I'm still hotter than you.

18) Rain, sunshine?
Kouen: Rain waters my plants, the sun makes my plants grow. I can't decide!
Dymas: I'd prefer to just stay inside
Julius: Well, rain often goes hand-in-hand with thunder and lightning. Tee hee...
Pathos: That IS true. Hmm...

19) Pool, Beach?
Kouen: I can't swim anyways so I don't go to either much
Dymas: I prefer the pool. It's more clean.
Pathos: Doesn't matter to me
Julius: Do more women go tanning at the beach or the pool?

20) Camping, staying home?
Kouen: I do like being with nature but... but STAYING somewhere in the boonies for days? I don't think so
Dymas: Like I said, remaining indoors is the life for me
Julius: I am a man of nature. Thusly, I must run free with the flora and fauna of the world...
Pathos: Seriously, what is with you today?
Julius: I'm like this every day.

21) Dog, Cat?
Kouen: I've only got a rabbit
Julius: Well, cats don't try to stick their noses in your tinkler, do they?

22) Believe in aliens?
Kouen: What are aliens?
Dymas: Pish-posh
Pathos: If I did I'd swear Jules was one
Julius: ...and then I'd star in a series of intergalactic pornos 8D
Pathos: What?

23) What do you do to relax?
Kouen: Bubbles can be relaxing ^ ^
Dymas: I like to read to take my mind off things
Julius: A little TLC now and then doesn't hurt.
Pathos: Just walking

24) Car or Ship...?
Kouen: Can I walk instead? I'd get sick too easily
Dymas: Ship, I suppose.
Julius: Dunno. Never been on either of 'em.

25) What is your job?
Kouen: I'm still in school, but I'm going to become a gardener's apprentice soon.
Dymas: Unemployed currently. What I was before... I can't remember. Sorry.
Julius: Bartender at a lesbian club
Pathos: Liar. You're a volunteer at a rest-home!
Julius: Dammit, Pat!

26) Any unusual things about you?
Kouen: I...
Dymas: *listens carefully*
Kouen: Nope. Nothing.
Pathos: It's impossible for me to get electrocuted.
Julius: Same. It's more of a buzz~

27) Boy or girl?
Kouen: I don't understand why, but I DO get mistaken for a girl from time to time.
Julius: I can't believe I almost hit on you once.

28) Favorite Place?
Kouen: Any place that I'm with my loves becomes my favourite <3
Dymas: Home, considering I've been away from it for so long

29) Do you like pancakes?
Kouen: Like pancakes? No. I LOVE PANCAKES
Dymas: No, too fattening.
Pathos: They can be exciting at first, but by the end you're bloody sick of them.
Julius: They're so awesome...

30) Last words?
Kouen: Oh Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life...
Dymas: Who's Billy Brown?
Pathos: This was a complete waste of time
Julius: My number is 724-...